Gack.

[x_meltdown]

There, there was a new helper in the library today, while I was shelving books. It just trotted right past with a rather old copy of Les Miserables an put it on the shelf. In the right place even.

It helped with the whole rack.

It's red and looks a little like hair.

I'm DISTURBED.

Comments

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

For lack of a better term, I tend to refer to it as trichokinesis, although given the unusual tensile properties of the hair in question, I'm thinking a morphic psychokinetic manifestation is more apt.

Of course, one cannot simply call a Lady of Attilan down to the lab for tests, alas. Propriety and all.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should ask Marius to ask her. She seems rather open to his ideas of experiments. *sour*

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Ooh, positively scandalous. I've heard about Marius' "experiments". They usually involve the exchange of some bodily fluids, but I was under the impression he'd grown out of that phase...

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

I- You- But-

You really shouldn't tell me these things. Now I have to go examine the texts where they were "experimenting" to see if I need to break out the Serious Book Recovery Equipment.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Considering you were one of his very first...

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Is this where I cover my ears and start shouting "lalala?"

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

That sounds a lot like a jealous wife talking there, Jennie dear.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Her vows prohibit that, actually. We've had that chat.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, Marius' inability to fulfill his husbandly duties rears its head again.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Interesting that you ascribe it to a lack of ability on his part and not a lack on interest on hers.

Boys.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't want to offend his fragile pride.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I don't think there's a power in the 'verse that can make Marius stop being smug.

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

One can, however, ask a Lady of Attilan if she would be willing to pay a visit to the lab in order to take tests.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

That's just crazy talk.

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

Why is that?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

The Lady in question is already doing me one significant favor, I would not impose upon her gracious nature with another.

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

What favor do you mean?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Grown-up talk. No need to worry yourself.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

You're just BEGGING for bodily injury tonight, aren't you?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Miss Smith, you wound me. I am the model of decorum and civility, especially when dealing with our delicate Attilani flowers.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Bucky, I'm not the one who will be wounding you. I fully endorse the princess' in any retaliationshe may make against you.

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

I see.

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Easily enough done.

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

At this point in time, I find it rather prudent to remind you that this particular Lady of Attilan knows how to get to your lab, your workshop, your room, and the garage.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

And should you be looking for me, there is a significant non-zero chance that I would likely be in one of those locations. See also: my office, my car, the gym, and any of the common areas.

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know where those are, too. Your car is the reason I mentioned the garage.