Gack.

[x_meltdown]

There, there was a new helper in the library today, while I was shelving books. It just trotted right past with a rather old copy of Les Miserables an put it on the shelf. In the right place even.

It helped with the whole rack.

It's red and looks a little like hair.

I'm DISTURBED.

Comments

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Ooh, positively scandalous. I've heard about Marius' "experiments". They usually involve the exchange of some bodily fluids, but I was under the impression he'd grown out of that phase...

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

I- You- But-

You really shouldn't tell me these things. Now I have to go examine the texts where they were "experimenting" to see if I need to break out the Serious Book Recovery Equipment.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Considering you were one of his very first...

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Is this where I cover my ears and start shouting "lalala?"

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

That sounds a lot like a jealous wife talking there, Jennie dear.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Her vows prohibit that, actually. We've had that chat.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, Marius' inability to fulfill his husbandly duties rears its head again.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

Interesting that you ascribe it to a lack of ability on his part and not a lack on interest on hers.

Boys.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't want to offend his fragile pride.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I don't think there's a power in the 'verse that can make Marius stop being smug.