Can't sleep
Want tater tots. I think there's frozen ones in the kitchen, but the toaster oven hates me. Does anybody love me enough to help me?
Reminder
Any celebrations of Holi that land anywhere near the library this year will be rewarded with six weeks of community service.
Sunday Night Entertainment
Anybody feel like a Betty White marathon?
I've got Lake Placid, The Proposal, The Betty White Show, Off Their Rockers, and a couple other things that should be entertaining.
I've got Lake Placid, The Proposal, The Betty White Show, Off Their Rockers, and a couple other things that should be entertaining.
Insomnia and Hair Decisions
Since I wasn't able to sleep, a late-night grocery run resulted in a slight change.
Turkey Day Explosions?
Because I swear I just heard something explode. Should I even try to venture forth from my cave to see what happened? Is there turkey covering every surface in the kitchen?
I could also be hearing things.
I could also be hearing things.
Loathe to Admit
But fishnets and a body suit are way more comfortable than that unnamed Halloween costume.
Argh, my legs.
I may have overdone it on the running yesterday. I need my own personal massage therapist or something.
So, I just looked at the pictures on my phone.
And I don't want to talk about it. Neither should you.
Yes, I'm being purposefully vague.
Yes, I'm being purposefully vague.
Oh, FFS....
I just spent $300 on silk unmentionables. I don't know why. Somehow, I think I'll blame Marie-Ange, as she is the only one of my friends with taste.
On Librarians
Children, avert your eyes.
I would just like to point out some librarians that subvert the stereotypes.
That is all.
I would just like to point out some librarians that subvert the stereotypes.
That is all.
The Hamptons!
I think I'm in love with the sky. And this balcony.
Y'all doing okay back at the ranch? You're missing out, I tell you.
And Warren may take away my computer privileges if he catches me....
Y'all doing okay back at the ranch? You're missing out, I tell you.
It’s been raining in the trenches all day long, dripping down to my clothes.
Best Monday morning EVER.