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[x_meltdown]

Somebody remind me to get ice trays or an ice maker for my room? Or to start keeping frozen peas around...

Comments

[x-coldhands.livejournal.com]

If only you knew someone that could make you ice whenever you wanted it...

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

I don't want to make it a regular thing, but can I have little? I will do my best to look pathetic.

[x-coldhands.livejournal.com]

On my way. Just let me know if you want it in the shape of a swan or anything.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Frozen peas, totally. Then you can ice your face and still have a snack.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Are frozen peas any better than canned peas? I still have nightmares about canned peas.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Frozen peas taste like peas, not like cans. They're sweeter and you can't use canned peas as ice packs, neither.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Will put them on my shopping list.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

So WHY do you have nightmares about canned peas?

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

You know what I hear helps? Don't let people use your face as a landing strip for their fists so much. Defense is your friend, embrace it.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Even with the need for extra strength OTC pain killers today, I don't really regret the events that brought me here.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Ah, so you're a masochist. Good to know.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Only sometimes.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

No such thing. You either are or you're not. No one who isn't a masochist enjoys pain some of the time. So you can either refute my statement or approve it but you can't go halfsies.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

How about "the opportunity to hit someone was worth the pain?"

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Then that's different and puts you closer to the sadist end of the spectrum.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Spectrum? What? I think I missed something in the required reading.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

Some people are a little sadistic, some are a lot. Some people are both sadists and masochists. Masochists vary in their degree of masochism. Thus, spectrum. Think of it like an S&M Kinsey Scale.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

... I'll get back to you on that.

[x-copycat.livejournal.com]

I have confounded the librarian, point for me!

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

What happened, paranoid hot chick?

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Punk bar.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I could have sworn those words were English, but whatever they mean, they're just not computing. I can go hand out a few bruises as recompense, if you like.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

It was a bar well known for its tendency to erupt into violence. I wen there on purpose.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You're breaking my heart, paranoid hot chick. Can't I beat up at least one person?

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

You can come with us next time?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Who's 'us'?

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

A trouble-maker friend of mine. She's a bad influence, really.

And if she reads this she'll kick my ass. Or remind me that it was my idea...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hey I bet I know what bar you went to... Lucky me, all my bruises healed up before Cammie and I got back here.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

A healing factor is SO cheating.