This is where I whine and groan.

[x_meltdown]

Ooooh, my body. Didn't Forge mention something about a hot tub or something? Because ... SO WANT NOW.

I think maybe five miles was a bit too many. Definitely glad tomorrow is a slow and easy 2 mile day.

Forge! My hot tub, sir!

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's in the annex to Boiler Beach. Don't listen to anything Forge says about having to bring him tribute. He lies.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Kyle, you're my new hero.

If anybody asks, me and my salad will be down there, in bliss.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

WOOT!

Does that mean the next time we're in a versus thing in the DR that you'll go easy on me and not try to blow up my butt?

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Sure! I'll just put that down on my planner. "Next time in DR, do not try to blow up Kyle's butt. Go for his head instead."

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Somehow saying "Ooooh, my body" doesn't inspire thoughts of you being sore. Just for the record, you may want to rephrase next time.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

You, sir, have a dirty mind!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I'm male, of course I have a dirty mind.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

It just increases my desire to pinch your cute cheeks. I have rubber gloves! I could do it!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Can we not go around pinching my cheeks? (Why do you find my mind being in the gutter cute? You're disturbing)

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Aww, take away an old woman's fun. I'll keep a pair under the counter at the library any time you change your mind.

Dude, look at the people around you. Where do you live again?

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I'm now slightly worried about you pinching without the gloves since that would require...I'm not finishing that sentence.

Valid point.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

I like my manicure entirely too much to pinch without the gloves. Not to mention my hands. And the rest of my body.

See! I may be a dirty old lady, but am not that much different from the rest of this loony bin!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

It'd be a shame for you to lose your hands for such a small thing, wouldn't it?

Don't you have to be at least forty to qualify as a dirty old lady?

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

I shall sit in Boiler Beach and laugh at you.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

You're cruel and my sore muscles thbbt! you.