Owww.

[x_meltdown]

I've heard that it's Jennie's birthday.  I'd make a cake or send flowers or something, but all I want to do is crawl into a hot tub and die.

Who's with me?

Comments

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Funny you should mention a hot tub. Give me a few hours...

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

You won't rust?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Rust is formed from iron oxide. My prosthetics actually contain no iron, being constructed of variations of a myomer reactive polymer fiber and aluminum-nickel alloy.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Are you getting literal on me? Literalness is so cheating. How do you have the energy to be sarcastic and/or literal?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Quite literal. As for energy, I think right now I am running on what jet pilots tend to refer as "vapor fumes and good intentions" and plan on making use of what motivation I have left before I collapse. Besides, Fearless Leader's in no shape to do maintenance on the jet and it'd be a crime to let her sit unattended after being so abused these past few days.