Reminder

[x_meltdown]

Any celebrations of Holi that land anywhere near the library this year will be rewarded with six weeks of community service.

Comments

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You can only get me to do six weeks of community service if you catch me, PHC.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Totally hiding in the library.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I remember when you were FUN!

old fogey.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

What should I do with you when I do catch you.... How are you at filing?

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Can I persuade you to barricade the door?

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Lies, I was never fun.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I'm awful at filing.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

um. gonna disagree.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Then you're relegated to lifting heavy boxes. It's time to switch out some inventory anyhow.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

I seem to recall being born a stuffed shirt librarian.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

But only if you catch me!

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Oh, you will be caught, should you come anywhere near the library.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

things learned in grad school:

librarians like to do it in the stacks.

librarians are almost all on FBI lists for preserving intellectual freedom.

they read banned books.

....yeah, librarians are kinda badass.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

I can help, but I don't have super-strength or super-willpower or anything.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

I'll admit to being on the FBI watchlist.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

If Wade does damage to your lair library, let me know and I will ensure that he is available or delivered to you for retribution.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

You are my favorite redhead.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

The library has suffered enough with the demon invasion - no coloured powder fights in there, please. Tabitha, I am happy to help you with the guarding. :)

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Thanks, lady. The help is appreciated.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Barricade in hallway outside the doors?

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

... I had not considered this angle.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

If we give them something to aim at outside the library, as Topaz was suggesting, it means there is less chance of them coming in after you, yes? ;)

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

You make an excellent point. I think plenty of the shelves broken during the Slime Incident are available as barricade fodder. I'll check the basement.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

The same rules also apply for the lower levels, including the medlab. Though I will not be as kind and rule breakers will believe they are a Labrador retriever for an undetermined amount of time.