Text to Cammie

[x_meltdown]

THERE IS A VERY STRANGE MAN ON THE JOURNALS. I am disturbed.

Comments

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Note to self: charge phone. And I see. Perhaps I'll do HORRIBLE THINGS to him. When I'm done with my work of doooooooooom.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Tell me, because I need verification. That was flirting, right?

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Well, I'D sleep with you. So yeah. That was a joke. Except for the flirting.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Not YOU, you goon. That Wade Wilson guy and Vanessa. It was seriously weird. With emoticons.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Oh. See, I don't really care what the fuck crazy new guy is doing as long as he keeps his distance.