Glee?

[x_meltdown]

Jan has just threatened me with a Glee marathon. Should I be finding new, undiscovered corners of the mansion?

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[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Do you like singing?

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Only in the shower, why?

And where did you come from?

I think I may need to leave my cave more often...

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

I love singing!

(And hi, I'm Jan, the one who's going to be holding the Glee marathon!)

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

There's lots of singing on Glee. Can I listen while you're in the shower?

I came from the sky in a bolt of lightning, pure and incandescent.

It's because I'm pretty, isn't it?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

But do you sing well? That's sort of key.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Wait, what? Who are you?

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

The man of your dreams.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

This may call for a flame thrower...

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Wade Wilson. Just got transferred from Muir.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh, YOU'RE the dude who smells kinda like gunpowder. Man, I thought Garrison had been like, forgetting to shower or something.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

NOT IT.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I smell like gunpowder? Huh. I guess there're worse things to smell like.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Probably only to like, me and Laura and ... maybe Doc Hank? I dunno. And it's a kinda because people's smells change and I dont know you so I can't say you smell like you, if that makes sense?

.. no, wait, I just confused myself. Okay, so like, today I smell like me and BBQ Pork buns because that's what I just ate. And yesterday I smelled like me and dinosaur and blood because I scraped half my face up on a roof. But then there's like, Doc Hank, who always smells kinda like the infirmary, cause he's a Doctor, so it's part of his smell.

But I can't say if you like, smell like gunpowder all the time, or if it's just cause you were doing something gunpowdery today, or what, cause I don't know who you are, so I can't say you smell like you + gunpowder or if that's just you all the time.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

So what you're really saying is that I should let you sniff me until we figure out what I smell like usually. Kinky.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

No, I'm already smelling Jean-Phillipe so Jean-Paul doesn't get confused about why I want poutine.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Okay, lame inside joke. Nah, it's just a regular thing - like I just figure out what you smell like by kind of casual encounters. I'm not going around sniffing people's butts.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

You know, I was really just thinking of you like, sniffing my arm. I definitely didn't need the visual of you sniffing my butt.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna go around smelling any part of you, dude. I just pick it up, like knowing what someone's voice sounds like, right? So most people get voices, I also get smells.

Right, so who are you anyway? Most people do the like "HI, I AM SO AND SO AND I AM FROM WHERE I AM FROM" thing.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

But I already told the paranoid hot chick that I came from the sky in a bolt of lightning. Incandescently. Also, I already told her my name. What, am I required to make, like, a public service announcement or something?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Paranoid hot chick? Dude, we have a few of those, which one do you mean? (dude, I'm like, doing homework I can't go backreading this stuff)

And, yeah, totally make one of those. Be educational, that'd be awesome.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

There. Have at it, kid.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I thought you were smelling him because you like having your face in his crotch. Did I miss a change of mission statement here?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You're getting Jan and Jean-Phillipe mixed up.

(damn that dude needs a nickname because his name has too many i and l letters)

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Cranky Frechman?

Somehow the image of you sticking your nose in his mouth is more awkward, though. (But I have no idea why you'd need to stick your nose in his crotch to validate something food-related, actually....)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're saying here dude.