Well Hello There

Greetings students, staff, friends, neighbors, compatriots and that lone pain in my backside. I am back, again.

You, that awakening this morning. It was nice to see you again, but jumping over couches when you don't know who or what is on the other side isn't very wise. I think you scared twenty years off of us both.

Also, I possibly should have told someone besides Dani that I was coming back. Can someone please let me into my room?